Somebody give me creative reigns for a TV show. Picture this - Elvira and Dolly Parton starring side-by-side as twin sisters, both witches from humble roots. They’ve each lived wild lives independently and with a little huffy hostility towards each other, following different paths to become powerful enchantresses. As they reach old age, they realize the only thing they can’t replace with magic…. is family.
This is the greatest day of my life.
Go for it guys
You can dig up the coffin and open it and pose for a group photo with my carcass but you have to close it back and rebury it when you’re done, okay?
Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.
sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese
another lotr thing I think about a lot: Legolas, in Minas Tirith during ROTK, trying to explain to people what he knows about hobbits
He’d probably answer any questions people had that he didn’t know the answer to with just blatant lies
Like “oh yeah and then when you feed them enough they split into two, it’s how they reproduce. But every seventh one is evil.” “Once a month Hobbits eyes glow red and their teeth become sharp.” “Bilbo baggins grows to seven foot tall when mad. You haven’t heard about it because he’s too polite to be mad often.”
Someone asks Merry about the ‘if you feed them enough they split in two’ thing and he’s like ‘haha yeah I ate too much and that’s how Pippin got made’
Pippin says that he was the original.
Who came first, the Merry or the Pippin?
Frodo: you misunderstand, there was no ‘original’. There was a single, large hobbit called Merrippin and one day he ate so much he split in two and Merry and Pippin were brought into the world
Beregond, hyperventilating: please tell me you’re joking
He got her back!!!
[ID: Drawing of Barry, a pale skinned, middle aged man with dark brown hair, and Lup, a tan skinned, female elf with curly blonde hair and freckles. Barry wears a pair of glasses, a light blue shirt rolled up at the sleeves, and denim bluejeans. Lup wears a hot pink sleeveless dress. They are hugging each other warmly.”
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dog😀
I believe in the money 🐶
Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕
Just woke up 🙌🏿
Pplease😭🙏🏽
Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50
can’t not reblog the money dog
The dog is cute but money is cool too
Reblogging again just for the hell of it
*crosses fingers*
y nott
alright fuck it i have nothing to lose
Reblogging on faith
my budgeting app is like “did you know you’ve shopped at panda express 3 times this month?” to roast me like YEAH. maybe i HAVE. maybe i go buy crab rangoons every time i fail an exam bc the girl who closes during the week always tells me she likes my HAIR and sometimes it’s NICE to have a little POSITIVE INTERACTION WITH A STRANGER. and i steal plastic FORKS from there. is that OKAY with you?
